'I taped it to my underboob'

I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them

Every time I see Kevin McHale I want to punch him in the face and like molest him. I just get so excited.
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Lea Michele (via gleeks)
But I’d have to watch my mouth! I’d be like, ‘Oh my god, this fucking pizza’s so good!’
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Lea Michele, talking about having her own cooking show (via hermionas)

Dear Lea, we know you don’t want this message to be serious, but seriously you are the best of our lives. We are amazed with all you have accomplished so far in your life. College will be another great experience for you and as always we wish you all your heart desires. Love, Mom and Dad