'I taped it to my underboob'

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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bound-for-life:

these two

me: eats a snack while making a snack
mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

Okay I’ve watched the first four episodes of Orphan Black and I’m already hooked

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

Oh god and she was naked
She is so hot

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr